heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.
Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.
Shit my cockatiel does.
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine