awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.  

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

"Does my uniform make me look fat?"
— Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)

scribbles-of-blue:

Shit my cockatiel does.

religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014